How do you know you've met a Coloradan?
He's carrying his $3000 mountain bike on top of his $500 car (and it's usually a Subaru). *giggles like mad*...this is so true (and I added the part in parentheses)
How do you know you're in Ohio?
They only have three spices: ketchup, salt, and pepper.
*slaps her leg* Those are great! Know any great state-specific jokes (which happen to be true) for your state?