1. You will care very much if your nose swells up.
2. "Which way are you going?" "I hardly know."
3. "She's not for you." "Jess can make up her own mind about that."
4. I was promised sex...not so much as a tongue in sight.
5. I coulda been at a BBQ! And what the hell is that smell?
6. At least we have our own genny. Enough tea and biscuits to sink a ship. We'll be fine!
7. You're the mother of the bride, not the opening act!
8. They drink the sand because they don't know the difference!
9. Did you ever have this problem? Of course, you did, you saucy minx.
10. [and because I can't resist, he-he]: "Resistance is futile." "Data!"